I skipped work to stalk him.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
PANTIES FOUND
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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