So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
third nipple confirmed
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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