I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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