I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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