my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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