super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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