that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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