you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she peed on how many people?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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