that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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