Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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