I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Randomize
