Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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