Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I know her cup size but not her name....
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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