there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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