I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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