we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just had sex on a roof
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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