If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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