Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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