I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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