I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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