Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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