Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
3 2 1 whiskey
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Randomize
