Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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