Dual....:-)
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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