Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
40s are totally the cure
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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