I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
