Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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