Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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