So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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