she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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