found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
