It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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