No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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