Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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