is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
