no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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