The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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