let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
one might say we're banned from that church
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He did a backflip because drugs
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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