Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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