Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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