Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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