Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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