I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I came so hard my ears popped.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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