I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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