all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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