I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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