Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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