try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
