I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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