My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
