if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I see more hoeing in ur future
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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