Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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