I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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