we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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